Storytime.

DAY 1:

Of a Zombie Apocalypse at USU started out as any other day:

Well except it didn't and I'll tell you three reasons why:

1. I had to start the day off finding my bandanna for the game telling people I was human as I picked it up from my friend Cyri the night before and then it was gone . . . 

2. I lost my phone.

3. There were zombies (no big deal).

So I was perfectly content being a human,

 (actually more than content)

and I had to go and sign a waiver 

(meaning go ACROSS campus which meant

I was making myself more vulnerable to a zombie attack).

On my way back to work I saw two zombies come out of their apartment

Unsure of whether they had seen me or not I walked faster and plotted crossing the street.

Then lo and behold there were two zombies crossing the street.

THEY saw me.

So I ran. And grabbed the nearest building's door handle just in time to be safe

(because it makes me safe to do so)

and THEN the door was locked.

They gave me a 5 second head start to try and get away 

and I almost did but I made a fatal mistake

and veered towards work rather than the other door at Edith Bowen.

This is about where I became:

A ZOMBIE.

p.s. I am not listed as a zombie here yet . . . 

does that mean that I am not one?

p.p.s. I FOUND my phone.